***Eyes Only*** Confidential.

Subject: Sarro, Matthew.

D.O.B.: 5-30-84

Parents: Sarro, Anthony L.; Sarro, Wanda S.

Current Location: Just outside of nowhere.

Height: 6'

Eye Color: Brown

Hair Color: Naturally Dirty Blonde. Often dyed dark red, or dark blue.

Identifying Characteristics: Tattoo on Right Lower Leg (Chinese Symbol: Strive); Mole on Left Ear.

Additional Characteristics of Note: Right ear pierced once, left ear pierced 3 times.

Nationality: Italian, Pennsylvania Dutch, Cherokee Native American.

Hobbies: Scuba diving in the ocean. Playing the drums. Listening to music. Talking on the phone. Playing Lazer tag. Playing on the internet.



Subject often found in the company of many notable conspirators including Miss Wendi Bernhard, Mr. Johnathan Bekker, Mr. Johnathan Messersmith, Miss Mandy Noll, and Mr Timothy Montgomery. Also often found in the company of caffine, computers, drums, music, and large stacks of paper.

If Seen: Carefully attempt to make contact with subject.



Eh.. to heck with this crap.. since you're you're probobly at my webpage because you know me, there's not a whole lot of reason to go into who I am. If you're someone I just met or something, well, hi, how's it goin. If you have no clue in heck how you got here and don't know who I am, well, click close or something.
now, let's see. Who am I? Well, I like all the stuff ti says above, plus my main love is just having fun. So long as I'm having fun, I'm happy. I like swimming, diving, paintball, and all that other spiffy stuff.
I just recently turned 16, and I'm hopinh to get my driver's permit soon, mainly because I'm tired of mooching rides off of my friends (oh yeah, I'm a world class moocher).

Let's see.. some things I like: football, lacrosse, ice hockey, lazer tag, gothnicity, Philadelphia, money, the 6th Sense, the Evil Dead Series, The Incredible Mr. Limpet, pretty pictures, art, stories, the occult, music with heavy drums, free stuff, punk/hardcore culture, goth culture, pretending, paper clips, cardboard boxes, and rats.

Things that just plain piss me off: Rude people, Metallica and any other artist that forgets where they come from in the name of money, when I wake up 5 minutes before my alarm clock goes off, Feminazis, Neo-nazis, Nazis, any racist, bigotted, or otherwise not-nice individual or group, people who pick on little kids, parents who do a bad job, piso mojado signs, and people who complain because people are speaking another language that they don't understand.

Well, that's me in a nutshell.